[Reader-list] Fw: Enjoy the humor....................... :-)

[subhrodip sengupta]

no offences techies please, but tell me is it true? After many years of being looked down upon as having taken commerce in +2, seeing my friend's Ex off with a Docie, I take this holy time as a moment of golden glory and giggle a bit at it. Nonsense(and appologies for what I just said), pure humor!

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To: sub_sengupta at yahoo.co.in
Sent: Friday, 17 April, 2009 9:27:40 PM
Subject: Fw: Enjoy the humor....................... :-)






Once upon a time there was a shepherd looking after his sheep on the side
of a deserted road. Suddenly a brand new Porsche screeches to a halt.

The driver, a man dressed in an Armani suit, Cerutti shoes, Ray-Ban
sunglasses, TAG-Heuer wrist-watch, and a Pierre Cardin tie, gets out and
asks the Shepherd: If I can tell you how many sheep you have, will you give
me one of them?"

The shepherd looks at the young man, and then looks at the large flock of
grazing sheep and replies: "Okay."

The young man parks the car, connects his laptop to the mobile-fax, entersa
NASA Webster, scans the Ground using his GPS, opens a database and 60 Excel
tables filled with logarithms and pivot tables, then prints out a 150 page
report on his high-tech mini-printer.

He turns to the shepherd and says, "You have exactly 1,586 sheep here.."

The shepherd cheers,"that's correct, you can have your sheep."

The young man makes his pick and puts it in the back of his Porsche.

The shepherd looks at him and asks: "If I guess your profession, will you
return my animal to me?"

The young man answers, "Yes, why not".

The shepherd says, "You are an IT consultant ".

How did you know?" asks the young man.

"Very simple," answers the shepherd. "First, you came here without being
called.. Second, you charged me a fee to tell me something I already knew,
and third, you don't understand anything about my business... Now can I
have my DOG back?"


                                                                            
                                                                            
                                                                            











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