[Deewan] Teesri Manzil

[rahul pandita]

Television channel ka editing shetra aisa dikhta tha
jaise kisi mandir mein Shivratri manai ja rahi ho.
Vibhinn aakar aur mudraon mein jooton ka eik daer
mukhya dwar ke paas pada rehta aur unke maalik andar
editing machine ke liye eik doosre ka gala kaatne ke
liye eikdum tayyar rehte. Machine vishalnuma hoti
jiske saamne gehan mudra mein paan chabaata hua eik VT
editor betha rehta. Vaise to is Editor ko Doordarshan
mein hona chahiye tha jahan se wo apni tankhwah paata
tha. Lekin MCD ke safai karmachariyon ki tarah, unhe
bhi sirf eik register pur hastakshar karne padte the.
Aur uske baad wo kahin aur se doosri moti tankhwah
praapt kar sakte the. 

Aur phir wahan Sandeep Ji bhi the (agar aap Ji lagana
bhulte to turant narak ke liye aapka ticket kat
jaata), jo Jagbharat Times se aaye the. Wo apne purane
fountain pen se script likhte rehte. Unke pen mein
blue-black seyaahi bhari rehti. Unko eik shauk tha. Wo
prashikshu patrakaron ko bulakar unse Mehjoor aur
Diego Garcia ke baare mein sawaal poochte. Unke pasand
deeda log jab unke paas kisi samasya ko lekar jaate,
to wo apni kalam pur dakkan lagate, phir apni kursi
pur peeche ki taraf jhool jaate aur ant mein apni
aankhen band kar bol padte:  Hona to is desh mein Ram
Rajya bhi chahiye tha. Pur hein nahi. Isliye philhaal
aise hi kaam chalao. Aur jab kabhi unhe gussa aata, to
wo angrezi mein bol padte: I cannot taalerate this
Naansense...

6 maheenon mein wo channel mein zinda rehne ke tamaam
gur seekh gaya tha. Agar koi yeh chahta ki wo channel
mein shanti se samay guzare, to uske liye in cheezon
ka dhyaan rakhna laazmi tha:

1. Acche kapde pehan kar mat aao.
2. Angrezi mein baat mat karo.
3. Kisi ladki se baat mat karo.
4. Agar karna zaroori ho, to kum se kum angrezi mein
mat karo.

Agar aap acche kapde pehante, angrezi mein baat karte
ya kisi ladki se baat karte hue paaye jaate, to
nischay hi aap kisi ke kop ka bhajan bante. Aapke
senior, jinme Copy editors, Bureau chiefs, Deputy
Editors ityadi shaamil the, aapko dekhkar ye kehte:
Chutiya, bohot Hero banta hai.

2 saal aise hi guzar gaye. Shaam ki eik bulletin se
channel ne din mein 8 bulletin nikalane ka safar tey
kiya. Ab live feeling ke liye sanwaadaton se phono
liye jaane lage the. Rajnitik partiyan bhi TV ke
tamaam nuskhe aazmane lagi thi. Rang-heen Press
Conference mein kucch rang dikhne lage the. Party ke
pravakta ab eik rangeen board ke saaye mein sanwaadata
samellan ka aayojan karne lage the. Is board pur party
ke tamaam sheersh netaon ki tasveer chaspa ki jaati.
Is dauraan patrakaron ke beech samose aur chai (cheeni
aur bina cheeni ki, donon) baanti jaati. 

Eik din Sandeep Ji apne chir-parichit andaaz mein uski
copy jaanch rahe the. Paas hi mein BJP cover karne
wala sanwaadata bhi betha tha. Achanak unhone apni
aankhein copy se hata li, aur us sanwaadata se pooch
baethe: Bata sakte ho ki BJP mukhyalay mein us board
pur us ganje se mahanubhav ka naam kya hai? Bichaara
sanwaadata apni kursi pur jam sa gaya. Usne apni
thuddi khujayi, pur koi bhi naam use sooja nahi. Uske
baad sandeep ji uski aur mude aur poocha: Kya tum
jaante ho? Wo bol pada: Shyama Prasad Mukherjee. 

Sandeep Ji ne shran bhar BJP sanwaadata ki taraf
dekha. Unki wo nazar kisi tamache se kam nahi thi. 

Uske baad us BJP sanwaadata ne phir kabhi us se baat
nahi ki. 

Rahul Pandita 
  www.sanitysucks.blogspot.com
  Mobile: 9818088664



		
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